Drive to work and while driving across an island make sure some idiot (women this time although sex of person doesn't matter) pulls out onto the island forcing you to brake harshly - as the road is damp, the car goes into a skid, as the car is turning (around the island) the skid turns into a slide. Recover slide/skid and continue to work.
For the record there was no chance this driver could have got past me without me hitting them, I had right of way (islands here you give way to traffic on island or to the right). Damp road = give more space to other traffic. Oh, and for the record I wasn't going very fast and my car side lights were on.
Now to find a cuppa tea